Love Me Tender 13

No I am dangerous I know the upload schedule you don't so ha 

Well were at 2 pages its probably going to go to 3 not that I care

Makoto want to be a soldier in my army

These people stayed up at 2:00 am in my timezone. I can't keep up with Xlexs schedule. Contrary to popular belief, I am still human behind the screen

I got bow kid

Now I need Giorno to join me he is the second largest faction on this site he has power and influence

These are genuine cringe comments but it is still all fun and games so who's complaining?

Wussup bitches I have arrived 

A bit late I'd say

 What if I just claim the entire website yep I claim this website

You can only claim singular comics sorry mate

Why are we still here        just to suffer

Makoto have you thought about my offer

He he I don't care until the battle begins then I'll chose my side

I see then I await your response I am a very powerful ally 

You sound like an old friend of mine       his name was Tanaka he always was trying to sell something aw well

And now we got Cherri Bomb

Tom Katie was a bitch and trying to friend her join me and we can rule the galaxy

Tom think of your choices

Although your offer is tempting, I think my place in hell is better than ruling the galaxy with a kid. Katie may be a bitch but she's a bitch I can deal with.

Damnit alright gg man I respect your decision you are the nicest out of them I respect I hope you think of my offer again

Oh snap

Is that a challenge I hear I will claim all and every comic in my sight

You are not ready alastor I am a thirteen years old boy who is board shit I will fucking beat you

I shall support that kid on the sidelines eating popcorn to this war it was because of you fucking hazbin demons I was kicked out on my job being a demon king and now I work as a knight in the Draco Empire and anyone knows how to purify black magic the third princess Charlotte was cursed by it fuck the citizen fuck the noble they look down on my ouji Sama cause she is frail as fuck!!!

What the fuck my dog just got ran over I think his leg is fucked but he is fucking alive like holy shit man but after I go to the vet the war will fucking start

Dude I'm fucking pissed my dog ran outside ok he ran to the road now jumped in front of the fucking car and the prick kept fucking going I jumped out the fucking and he hit my goddam dog and kept fucking going he could have fucking killed him fuck you alastor and fuck the guy in that fucking car the stupid fucking prick

Why would you type all of that

I will try my best for the dark souls

Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer "More! More! More!" yoh
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, one
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no

Why why would you do that

Don't forget about me...Angel Dust, considering I could just glare at them, and they will all go away.

Fuck off Lucifer you are not strong enough I'll will fucking come back

HERE'S A FIGHT WE'VE ALL BEEN LOOKING FOR A CHILD VS THE LITERAL GOD OF HELL