Princess Lesson

"See when I have my freaks horizontal, they understand size, they appreciate size, and size does matter. And they know that they don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47-degree axis so the stars can smuck the sky and create a equalax, so they can see the big dipper. No no no. All they gotta do is call up the big Poppa, cause I'm the man with the big dipper, and satisfaction's comin when I gobehein and do the bump'n'grind and its only a matter of time before they call me the BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!"

doesnt look like Mario is powered up in the sex scene so i wonder what would happen in his full size?

I saw Peach with scissors. I died from laughter

Frankly I normally hate Mario bro’s. Porn cause it just ruins my childhood but this one is actually very nice, Waldo appoves!

What its a she or a he is gay?

I'll cut it off she said ಠ⌣ಠ

unpopular opinion smb3 > smw