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  1. Master guest lol ?2019
    Master guest lol ?2019
    30 January 2020 01:52
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    Got to tipe first but I do not clam at all and Fu Dio can't talk for your self lol I'll be a guest all I want I just make Fack  guest

    Afroman bitch


    He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
    Woo, good morning ladies, you like that shit, man?
    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
    Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
    Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
    So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
    Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
    So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
    If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
    Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
    They call it East Side Palm Dale
    When the Afroman walked through the white land
    Houses went up for sale
    Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
    When I met a little girl named Jan
    I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know

    Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
    We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo'
    Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
    Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right
    She sucked my dick till the shit turned white
    I thought to myself, ‽Sheba, Sheba
    Got my ass lookin' like a zebraâ€
    I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way
    Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
    I ran, I jumped out the back window
    But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4

    Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right

    The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night
    But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
    That's the best damn pussy I ever had
    I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
    I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time
    Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need

    We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
    And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns

    Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
    Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong


  2. Funny_Valentine
    Funny_Valentine
    30 January 2020 02:06
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    Claimed for the glory of the U.S.A.
  3. TheShrekening
    TheShrekening
    30 January 2020 06:39
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    Boom Baby

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