Hit or Miss

nice

(Trish flies in and drops into the road in front of Dante's office)
(Camera zooms to the front of the office)
* PHONE RINGING *
(Fades into the office, panning around the various objects inside)
* DANTE PICKS UP *
Dante: "Devil May Cry"
Dante: ...sorry, we closed at 9:00.
Dante: Again, no password. I can't seem to get any real business.
(Trish drives the entrance of the office with a motorcycle)
(Camera pans to reveal Dante sitting at his desk)
Dante: Whoa, slow down babe!
(Trish gets off the motorcycle and walks over to Dante)
Dante: Well well, what do we have here?
Dante: Nature's call? It's in the back. (referring to the restroom)
(Trish walks up to Dante, observing his office)
Trish: So... you must be the handyman who will take any dirty job? Am I correct?
Dante: Almost. I only take special jobs. If you know what I mean.
(Dante removes his sword, rebellion from the wall)
Trish: You're the man who lost a mother and brother to evil twenty years ago.
Trish: The son of the legendary dark knight, sparda. Mr. Dante.
(Camera pans to Dante's sword)
(Dante walks up to Trish)
Dante: Well the way I figure it, in this business a lot of your kind comes around, and if I kill each one that comes, eventually I should hit the "Jackpot" sooner or later.
(Dante points his sword at Trish)
Trish: In that case, you should be used to this sort of thing.
(Trish electrocutes Dante, beats him up, impales him with his sword then proceeds to throw a motorcycle at him)
Trish: Are you really the son of the legendary dark knight Sparda? Didn't your father ever teach you how to use a sword?
Dante: A sword? Haha. Time to go to work, guys!
(Dante shoots at the motorcycle, pushing it torwards Trish before exploding)
Trish: No!
(Trish jumps away from the motorcycle)
Dante: Even as a child, I had powers. There's demonic blood in me...
(Trish crawls away from Dante while facing him)
Trish: What strength...
(Dante pulls his sword out of his chest and pierces it into the ground)
Dante: You're the first one to know about my avengeance. It looks like I'm getting closer.
(Dante points his pistol at Trish)
Trish: It seems that way. But I'm not your enemy. My name is trish.
Trish: I came to seek your help... to put an end to the Underworld.
(Trish removes her sunglasses, Dante glares at her as if he has seen her before. Camera cuts to a picture of Dante's mother, Eva.)
(Camera zooms into a blue orb which reveals an Island)
Trish: 20 years ago, Mundus, the emperor of the Underworld resurrected.
Dante: Mundus?
Trish: Yes. His powers were sealed by Sparda.
Trish: He's attempting to gain control of the human world once again.
Trish: He's been preparing to open the gate on... Mallet Island..
(Camera Pans to the island, showing water splashing on rocks. The scene fades out.)

i only now realized that the little brother farted in the traps face when he was getting his ass licked lol