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  1. Guest The man
    Guest The man
    10 June 2025 08:05
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    HEY GUYS!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  2. Dumb
    Dumb
    10 June 2025 08:13
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    The start of this was like awww
    Until
    *Slap*
    1. Grando
      Grando
      10 June 2025 13:23
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      Why'd you have me thinking that vaporeon just got the shit slapped out of her
  3. YourMum
    YourMum
    10 June 2025 09:48
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    DID YOU KNOW!!~~
  4. NameGoesHereOrDoesIt
    NameGoesHereOrDoesIt
    11 June 2025 12:01
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    Strangely wholesome[?] ngl
  5. Why just why
    Why just why
    13 June 2025 05:41
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    WHICH ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES APPROVED THIS!!!
  6. vaporeon
    vaporeon
    12 October 2025 21:07
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    Hey guys, did you know that, in terms of reproduction between humans and female Pokémon, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly mammals, Vaporeon averages 3'03" tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they're big enough to handle human penises, and with their impressive base HP and access to Acid Armor, you can get rough with one. Due to their primarily aquatic biology, I have no doubt that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, plus they have no fur to hide their nipples, so it would be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their Water Absorb and Hydration abilities,They can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon can match this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact: if you push hard enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally made for human penises. Its relentless defense stat, high HP pool, and Acid Armor mean it can take dicks of all shapes and sizes all day long and still want more.
  7. Eron
    Eron
    27 October 2025 09:12
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    "Did you know-" YES, I DO.

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