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  1. Yeetmaster
    Yeetmaster
    19 February 2024 07:06
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    Goofy ahh toad

  2. Sugar Plum
    Sugar Plum
    19 February 2024 07:16
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    Have you met Toad?

    He's Princess Peach's PA

    Just between us, I think he's definitely gay

    You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see

    He's very likely to be a big gay

    (Big gay)

    He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin at a big hat store

    He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore

    (Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay)

    He loves ballet

    And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD

    He went to seminary

    Link says he's a fairy for sure

    (And Link knows his fairies)

    On the other hand, he may just be metro

    Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay

    And if he's gay, we still would like

    Would like

    Him anyway

    That's my friend Toad,

    So yeah, he's definitely gay

    It's not his fault, they cultivated him that way

    He swears that he's bi, we're pretty sure it's a lie

    But either way a fungi who says "hay!"

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