Okaa-san to Naisho
Once there was a little ol' ant. Thought he'd move a rubber tree plant. Everyone knows that an ant can't move a rubber tree plant. But he had- hiiiiiiigh hopes, he had hiiiiiiigh hopes, he had high-apple-pie-in-the-sky-hopes. So anytime you're feelin' bad, 'stead of feelin sad, just remember that ant. Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant.