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      I can't pay for my smartphone

      Artist:
      DAGASI
      Parody:
      Bna: Brand New Animal
      Tags:
      Furry
      Added byBananabee69
      16 img
      1 064
      23 Apr 2023
      +2125
      92% (23/2)
      (Votes: 25)
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      1. Person of disinterest
        Person of disinterest
        23 April 2023 20:46
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        9 0

        Female porn character: “Oh no, I don’t have enough money to pay for this smartphone!”

        Realistic male character: “Damn, that ain’t my fucking problem.”

        Female porn character: “Wait what?”

        Realistic male character: “No money no phone. Please leave.”

        Female porn character: “Maybe…I could pay you another way. *starts taking off shirt*

        Realistic male character: “Listen lady, the recession is kicking me in the ass right now. I’m not gonna sacrifice the integrity of my busimes for a quickie. So you either pay or leave. I’ve got shit to do.”

        1. hazameme
          hazameme
          24 April 2023 08:32
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          2 5

          yeah but like, it’s fucking porn who cares about the plot being realistic 

          1. Person of disinterest
            Person of disinterest
            28 April 2023 10:42
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            5 0

            Porn with GOOD acting or a coherent story is just Mwah* Magnificent.

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