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I can't pay for my smartphone

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DAGASI

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Bna: Brand New Animal

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23 Apr 2023

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Person of disinterest

23 April 2023 20:46

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Female porn character: “Oh no, I don’t have enough money to pay for this smartphone!”
Realistic male character: “Damn, that ain’t my fucking problem.”
Female porn character: “Wait what?”
Realistic male character: “No money no phone. Please leave.”
Female porn character: “Maybe…I could pay you another way. *starts taking off shirt*
Realistic male character: “Listen lady, the recession is kicking me in the ass right now. I’m not gonna sacrifice the integrity of my busimes for a quickie. So you either pay or leave. I’ve got shit to do.”
1. hazameme
  
  24 April 2023 08:32
  
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  yeah but like, it’s fucking porn who cares about the plot being realistic
  1. Person of disinterest
    
    28 April 2023 10:42
    
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    Porn with GOOD acting or a coherent story is just Mwah* Magnificent.

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