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  1. Pantheon the Unbreakable Spear
    Pantheon the Unbreakable Spear
    6 October 2021 14:50
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    Boooooo

  2. Reclusagari
    Reclusagari
    6 October 2021 17:16
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    Imagine that ur just on ur Pokemon journey y'know catching em all, and this mf pulls up and tells you about how he's thinking of fucking his pokemon... Like bruh

  3. Prof oak
    Prof oak
    6 October 2021 18:49
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    I hate Pokemon fuckery

  4. Gooshooter
    Gooshooter
    6 October 2021 20:50
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    Have you ever nutted and got hard again?

    1. TriKurrDurr
      TriKurrDurr
      6 October 2021 23:10
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      YES

  5. SleeplessKNZ
    SleeplessKNZ
    7 October 2021 03:06
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    I've heard that anatomy video about vaporeon so much I have no words 

  6. Joe mama
    Joe mama
    7 October 2021 18:13
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    Damn I've never seen a Video on this website even tho I've been here since it was called Xcartx

  7. Guest Llama
    Guest Llama
    11 October 2021 06:22
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    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

    1. TriKurrDurr
      TriKurrDurr
      11 October 2021 07:36
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      YOU SIR ARE A CHAD

  8. ViolentBadger
    ViolentBadger
    19 March 2022 07:54
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    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. This means they're large enough to be able to handle human dick, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick.Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

  9. Guest Egg
    Guest Egg
    6 June 2023 05:40
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    What game is that because i want to play it

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