Is It Among Us?

impossible woman cant fart  

I've heard a woman fart and most people thought I did it. 

Pictures: 6.5/10

Story: 5/10

Dialogues: 5/10

Weirdness: 2/10

Recommendation: Yes

Lies, I live with 3 women and they are fake robots and can't fart

CLOWN WILL GIVE OUT RECORDINGS OF WOMEN FARTS FOR $69 DOLLARS 

what if i have a 50% off on everything coupon

This gets the dragonfruit pink drink award. It’s ok and only weirdos think it’s the greatest thing ever. 

I've heard my mom fart and it is almost always that book case.

STOP POSING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES! I WAS ON A SERVER, RIGHT? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff
I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING” I fucking looked at a trashcan and said “THAT’S A BIT SUSSY”
I looked at my penis, I think of the astronauts helmet and I go “PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!1!11!!

This is just plain tape and she probs has a baby now!