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The Most Perverted Part of my Girlfriend

?DAY EIGHT & NINE CHALLENGE RESULTS?

Hans the Krieger: 2 pts

the guest which is no guest: 1 pt

TriKurrDurr: 3 pts

Damnation: 0 pts

person of disinterest: 3 pts

Twisted Fate: 4 pts

Dabishop124: 3 pts

Reclusagari: 1 pt

Hyllus: 1 pt

Some Random Guy: 2 pt

Igris, The Shadow Marshal: 1 pt

Sigismund: 1 pt

?CURRENT LEADER: Twisted Fate?

So if any of you noticed, I missed one day of daily posting. That’s because I revived some deeply troubling news regarding myself. Since I’m part of this community, I thought I’d relay the information I received to you all as well.

So…I got some bad news for y’all. I regret to inform you all that due to an unexpected failure in my Mark IV armor, a deadly foreign virus was able to enter my body. Currently, there is no cure for it, as it rapidly evolves to combat our best efforts to neutralize it. It has not taken great hold of me as of now…and hopefully it stays that way. Gosh, I feel like Noble rn…

My current objective: SURVIVE


The Most Perverted Part of my Girlfriend












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  1. Sugar Plum
    Sugar Plum
    28 August 2021 15:50
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    That sounds pretty bad but if videogames have taught me anything it's that if you get a terminal illness like cancer, get shot in every one of your vital organs, or get hit point blank with a grenade putting a bandage over it will make it all go away. ? 

    1. John-117
      John-117
      28 August 2021 16:30
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      Honestly, that doesn’t sound that bad rn

  2. Sigismund
    Sigismund
    28 August 2021 17:12
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    man i love comics with condoms and horny bitches, this made me bust a nut in my armor again. may the Emperor bless you.

  3. One guy
    One guy
    28 August 2021 17:31
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    The survive mission ? You know that you cant Win right

    1. John-117
      John-117
      29 August 2021 02:55
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      Well I mean…there is that chance…

  4. the guest wich is no guest
    the guest wich is no guest
    28 August 2021 18:35
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    busted 28/8/2021 17:30



    good comic



    you forgot to adjust my points btw

    1. John-117
      John-117
      29 August 2021 02:56
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      My b. How many are u currently at?

      1. the guest wich is no guest
        the guest wich is no guest
        29 August 2021 21:32
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        3 poins

  5. TriKurrDurr
    TriKurrDurr
    28 August 2021 20:37
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    GOOD SHIT????

  6. The Critic
    The Critic
    29 August 2021 01:14
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    Do people get turned on by tanlines?

  7. TwistedFate
    TwistedFate
    29 August 2021 04:30
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    Holy shit Cheif. I thought you were unbeatable from anything. I assure you if you die of this virus I will kill you. Don't you disappoint me Cheif. You are Master Cheif you can do anything. And as a friend, I believe in you. 


    Oh and you are on my drinking buddies group, I can't risk it getting others sick too. May the luck be on your side Chief. Get well soon

    1. John-117
      John-117
      29 August 2021 06:37
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      Yea, I though I was unbeatable too, but I guess even the strongest of us have a rude awakening the the cruelty that is know as life. Rest assured, I will remain strong.

  8. Ocal123
    Ocal123
    29 August 2021 07:45
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    i hope you survive

  9. Damnation
    Damnation
    4 September 2021 13:36
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    Busted 4/9/2021 12:36


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