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  1. Dr T
    Dr T
    17 August 2021 01:38
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    I just shit and cum.

     

    # FAQ

     

    ## What does this mean?

     

    The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.

     

    ## Why did you do this?

     

    There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

     

    * Being gay

    * Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it

    * walter

     

    ## Am I going to shit and cum too?

     

    No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.

     

    ## I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?

     

    Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

     

    ## How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

     

    Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

  2. TriKurrDurr
    TriKurrDurr
    17 August 2021 02:48
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    THIS COMIC IS LIKE HANK 

     A PIECE OF SHIT 

  3. Jhin The Virtuoso
    Jhin The Virtuoso
    17 August 2021 04:24
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    Bad.

  4. Superfly
    Superfly
    17 August 2021 04:35
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    i dont understand why people like vore

  5. TwistedFate
    TwistedFate
    18 August 2021 03:45
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    Well, time to update my bounty list

  6. Гость IZAYA
    Гость IZAYA
    18 August 2021 20:02
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    I mean WTF WTF WTF WTF ima send this to my friend

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