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Banjo & Kazooie 'Smash'

Pssssst Ignore this.
Last year I started to get into smash and play it competitively aka I started to hate smash and get anally raped by dudes who grinded the game 24/7. I also used to think the community was really cool but then it was revealed that one half was a softcore pedo ring and the other half were hypocrites, sheep, and borderline white-knights. I also loved the "mind blowing" reveals up until Sakurai and the dev team gave up and put anime bitch 1 and anime bitch 2 in the game. I used to brush these things off and not pay attention to them but then something clicked. I realized that I was playing a children's game where in it I could give 2 less shits about the majority of the roster with people attracted to 9 year olds whilst t-bagging them with the mii gunner sans skin at 9 fps with my shitty online service I paid 20 dollars for hoping that they don't ragequit so I can rake in my worthless magical internet points for 7-10 hours a day.

tl;dr I don't play smash anymore :)

Posted by a Plum.

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  1. Fiiiiilo
    2 May 2021 18:44

    Also, I'm back.
  2. Kazuma
    2 May 2021 20:01
    What’s wrong with anime bitch 1 and 2 D:
    1. Sugar Plum 2.0
      Sugar Plum 2.0
      2 May 2021 20:04
      Nothing yet everything all at once.
  3. whatdidyoujustcallme
    3 May 2021 07:18
    i oce played smash, but i didnt know what i was doing so i et my character to computer
  4. The Spectacular Sorcerer Supreme
    The Spectacular Sorcerer Supreme
    3 May 2021 18:02
    I know how you feel, Plum. The smash community was cool, but nowadays you do any sort of combo and its "spamming". Although personally I don't see it as a children's game entirely, most of the online players act like 4 year olds. The rosters pretty good tho
  5. DigitalArt56
    16 May 2021 11:13
  6. Roblox Guest 42069666
    Roblox Guest 42069666
    1 October 2021 05:10

    Ganking ganking let's go bois, bossraid (Ultra classes only no freshies)

  7. Reclusagari
    6 October 2021 18:39

    Why does nobody mention brawl? Its sorta sad.

  8. Kira Yoshikage
    Kira Yoshikage
    8 August 2022 12:21

    What's with the tags?