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Fake Santa (short story)

I was gonna upload this earlier but it was a meh from me. I'm working out to get me a six pack and estrogen makes your dick bigger. What's your new year's resolution ?
-Gooshooter


Claimed by: Mall Santa #865

Fake Santa (short story)
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30 Dec 2020
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  1. Sugar Plum
    Sugar Plum
    30 December 2020 21:13
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    Don't worry kids he gave her a five dollar footlong from subway and now she's just constipated. Nothing to see here.
    1. Why just why
      Why just why
      30 December 2020 22:36
      Reply
      Ha...?
    2. Guest Person
      Guest Person
      31 December 2020 08:14
      Reply
      A Jared footlong sub?
  2. All might
    All might
    30 December 2020 22:18
    Reply
    What just happened
    1. Gooshooter
      Gooshooter
      30 December 2020 22:22
      Reply
      She got fucked by mall Santa
  3. Pls
    Pls
    31 December 2020 02:44
    Reply
    Pls continue that and make parts where you can see how he fucks
    1. Guest Guest god
      Guest Guest god
      1 January 2021 05:11
      Reply
      What the fuck is wrong with you
  4. Op
    Op
    31 December 2020 06:35
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    THE FUCK
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  5. DigitalArt56
    DigitalArt56
    31 December 2020 06:47
    Reply
    nothing like mall santa filling a girl with old timey yellow glue
  6. Triple D
    Triple D
    31 December 2020 07:47
    Reply
    Wheres the god dame melon baller?!
  7. Superfly
    Superfly
    31 December 2020 12:35
    Reply
    0/10

  8. Sir kibble
    Sir kibble
    1 January 2021 00:39
    Reply
    This is a family classic!
  9. Holy guardian
    Holy guardian
    1 January 2021 12:18
    Reply
    Unholy!
  10. Drillz
    Drillz
    3 January 2021 12:57
    Reply
    doesn’t look like a child = not a child

  11. Error
    Error
    6 November 2021 06:36
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     child:mommy what happened with santa and that women?                    mom:.... um nothing sweetie

  12. BruhInc
    BruhInc
    15 December 2021 08:06
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    Suck my cock, mall santa #865.

    AND NO I AM NOT GAY I AM JUST SAYING HE SUCKS

  13. My eyes have seen abomination
    My eyes have seen abomination
    30 December 2021 11:53
    Reply

    2 holy water anyone

  14. Guest IwantLegs
    Guest IwantLegs
    29 March 2022 00:55
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    Nah bro after that I'm gonna have to be baptized in the holy blood of Jesus Christ.

  15. Noobbeytheoofgod11122
    Noobbeytheoofgod11122
    26 June 2023 10:50
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

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