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  1. cunt lover
    cunt lover
    11 October 2020 17:30
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    oof that ogre dead muthafucka
  2. Satin 2.0
    Satin 2.0
    11 October 2020 19:35
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    God damn the potion seller THICC, I'm gonna order like 20.
    1. DigitalArt56
      DigitalArt56
      11 October 2020 20:50
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      nah satin go for the bigger numbers
    2. Skellman0
      Skellman0
      12 October 2020 16:43
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      Hey cousin how is it going
      1. Soul King Brook
        Soul King Brook
        12 October 2020 17:28
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        Well record sales are up and a lot of porn to look at so pretty good over here
  3. OHGAS
    OHGAS
    11 October 2020 23:33
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    you wanna know to get real STRONK? milk, lots and lots of milk, you'll also get a good mustache

  4. Guest Bale
    Guest Bale
    11 October 2020 23:56
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    Damn, the ogre is about to get his cheeks claped
  5. Kazuma Kiryu
    Kazuma Kiryu
    12 October 2020 01:16
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    I wanna start a fight and look extremely dumb with my grammar so Digital you up ye pussy?
    1. Goro majima
      Goro majima
      12 October 2020 05:42
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      Kiryu-chan you know im always up for a fight
  6. Person of disinterest
    Person of disinterest
    12 October 2020 07:43
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    Nice shit. Also I’d watch that fight.

    The orc and the potion seller should get with Pamela. Maybe it’s just a thought.
  7. I have no rights
    I have no rights
    12 October 2020 09:52
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    Should I be seeing triple or I just drink too much
  8. Red Waffle
    Red Waffle
    12 October 2020 11:10
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    r/copypasta

    FelixMcCulloch641y




    potion seller

    "Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
    "My potions are too strong for you, traveler."
    "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."
    "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."
    "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."
    "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."
    "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
    "My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."
    "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."
    "You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong."
    "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"
    "You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man."
    "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"
    "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."
    "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."
    "That's what you'd better do."
    "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"
    "Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."
    "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything...except your potions!"
    "Why respect knights...when my potions can do anything that you can..."
  9. Person of disinterest
    Person of disinterest
    13 October 2020 09:38
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    Ah yes the old I do net like green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I am format. Good job sir. Wonderful story so far “brave sir knight”.
  10. Satin 2.0
    Satin 2.0
    21 January 2021 05:06
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    Hell yea, it's till going baby!
  11. kcusymkcid
    kcusymkcid
    21 January 2021 07:36
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    suck my dick first
  12. Babelisarius cawl master of masters
    Babelisarius cawl master of masters
    21 January 2021 10:04
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    Me no likey
  13. Dr T
    Dr T
    21 January 2021 14:42
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    Did the ogre just sais BRUH?
  14. flowerz
    flowerz
    24 January 2021 00:22
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    the ogre mightve just said burh wonderful
  15. I HATE FUTA
    I HATE FUTA
    4 February 2021 08:29
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    FUUUUUCK THIS IS SOOO FUCKING GROSS AND GAY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? SHE HAS A NICE BODY AND THEN YOU GIVE HER A DICK! YOU GAY PIECES OF SHIT!! It's like if that girl wanted to have a nice family with 3 kids and a loving husband, BUT INSTEAD SHES IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION AND THE ONLY WAY FOR THEM TO SURVIVE IS TO GET PLOWED BY A FUCKING HORRIBLE WOMAN WITH A DICK AND HAS TO LIVE OUT HER DAYS WITH A DEFORMED CHILD AND BROKEN DREAMS YOU COULD'VE JUST LEFT HER THERE JACKING OFF HER FUCKING DICK AND LET HER JUST DIE!!! EVERY WOMAN WITH A DICK SHOULD FUCKING JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF HEAD FIRST AND DIE!! THE SUGGESTIONS ARE GAY PORN TOO SO IF YOU LOOK AT THIS TRASH YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOOK AT GAY PORN YOU FUCKING BITCH, I JUST LOOK AT THIS COMIC AND THROW UP BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!  
  16. Bitch_Nigga
    Bitch_Nigga
    10 April 2021 09:57
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    wear, the FUCK! Is The FUTANARI TAG!!!???

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